
Fixing The Headstone
Two men were walking home after a Halloween
party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for
laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by
a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an
old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of
them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to
death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working
here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man
grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"