
The Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked
Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband
to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested,
but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go
to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by
not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for
one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she
decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know
what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted
her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every
nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little
kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time
to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little
bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of
a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I
never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I
never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker
all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to
sure had a real good time!"